Stranger Things Shirt- Robin Buckley Beam Me Up This Place Sucks Shirt
Stranger Things Shirt relaxed, black cotton tee carries a sharp, tongue-in-cheek vibe: a retro sci‑fi scene in white ink with the headline “BEAM ME UP” and the blunt line “THIS PLACE SUCKS!” beneath. It reads like a sardonic dispatch from someone ready to ditch the small talk and the mundane—perfect for evenings out with friends, weekend shows, or those days when you’d rather be anywhere but here. The shirt wears like an old favorite: roomy, breathable, and built to keep its shape through washes. Let it do the talking while you stand a little apart from the crowd.
Product features
– Twill shoulder tape to prevent stretching and stabilize the neckline
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
– Ribbed collar with no seam for stretch and shape retention
– Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) offering durability and year-round comfort
– DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed white artwork on black fabric
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
Stranger Things Shirt Size Guide:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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